“he’s known as the Italian Elvis.”
“Really? I never heard of him before now.”
“Well, he’s huge in Italy. Much better than Elvis, though.”
“Yes, this guy’s intense.”
“Smoking hot, too — at least when he was young.”
“He reminds me of if Screamin’ Jay Hawkins was crossed w/ …”
“…”
“… Jerry Lewis.”
this makes me want to drink some milk more than I have ever wanted to drink some milk before
(2:44)
Super Michael Bros.
by sikamako http://www.albinoblacksheep… What you get when you replace Mario with Michael Jackson
i’m mos definitely getting th “Is your husband gay?” flash ad on this one
Th princess should be …… Webster
most retarded being on whole Internet strikes again (3:15)
song to inspire deletion of F-book (3:20)
(for Natalie G.)
@ least two of my friends have voiced fears that tumblr’s culture of never-delayed gratification is gradually eradicating our abilities to form paragraphs … I don’t know where I was going w/ that …!
when it comes to dressing himself, he’s cursed
When it comes to dancing, he’s worst
When it comes to soloing, his guitarist’s cursed
When it comes to being cheesy, he’s worst
… and yet when I hear him sing this I feel his dick in th palm of my oiled hand
P.S. when it comes to doing this song, P.P. Arnold over Koobas over Norma Fraser over Rod Stewart over Cat Stevens over Linda Ronstadt over Sheryl Crow
