Opie or Anthony:
Here's the question now, Patrice. You travel the country doing your comedy. Do you see a lot of Asians in the audience?
Patrice O'Neal:
I'm a tell you the only place where they have --
Opie or Anthony:
San Francisco.
Patrice:
Yes -- where they have human Asians --
Opie or Anthony:
Human Asians are in San Fran.
Patrice:
Dude, the first time I went to San Francisco, a Chinese girl said, "You're so funny!" ... I was like, "Thank you!" We talked --
Opie or Anthony:
They've been there longer than like any other place in the country.
Patrice:
-- and I said, "Dude ... look, I'm not bullshittin', this may sound ra[cist] -- where I'm from, I'm at war with Asians, man. I'm at war with 'em. They just won't be nice." San Francisco Asians are the greatest Asians. They're so ... like people.
