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How to make love to thirty-three famous women and... →

The first trick is to stay alive for 40 years. Do not under any circumstance commit suicide; succumb to a terminal illness; drive an automobile by carelessness over a sheer cliff; or get murdered by a thief, disgruntled loner, enemy combatant, or jealous spouse. Begin making love to famous women when you turn 14 … When you spot a famous woman in person, make love to her by...

May 15th

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May 5th

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Watch

file under Things That Work: propaganda, hands der-wanderer-uber-dem-nebelmeer: “Have you ever thought about what hands can do?”

Apr 22nd

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Apr 19th

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The Balloonist: Mindfulness Meditation →

favourite part about this school of meditation, so far: its attitude toward distractions, which are treated as things not to block out but rather to absorb into one’s overall calm awareness — which is not to say that you shouldn’t put your fucking phone away. Needless to say, Kevin Huizenga is still one of the brightest and best and most useful cartoonists:

Apr 18th

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