Originally Posted By vogdoid
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this is a very lovely photograph of my homosexual friend
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Originally Posted By hauntology
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I stayed @ that hotel in th zummer of 2007; it was hot there, and they had a lazy river you could get drunk on
Originally Posted By pleasebequietplease
on the note of werner herzog, i present to you: klaus kinski’s son.
lordy Lord
K.K. must have mated w/ an ainjil
new york thanksgiving
Tourist:
Attack her furiously tonight. Make your python active.
New Yorker:
Not able to please her?
Tourist:
Her slit needs more banging. Supercharge lovegun.
New Yorker:
I'm gonna blow as if 300 tons of TNT.
Tourist:
Operate your nether device ideally! Grow Giant Snake in Panties.
New Yorker:
Pump blood to my rod. Give me carnal success.
Tourist:
Ron Jeremy uses our products.
New Yorker:
Increase my image.
Tourist:
We are here for you and your pen!s.
New Yorker:
Bigger size becomes reality!
Tourist:
Yes.
New Yorker:
Me turn from sparrow to eagle, get smashing love power.
Tourist:
Yes.
New Yorker:
Yes!
Tourist:
Yes.
New Yorker:
Thank you for let me take temperature of turkey. My pleasing meat thermometer. Thank you.
Tourist:
My pleasure.
New Yorker:
My pleasure.
Tourist:
Her pleasure.
New Yorker:
My pleasure.
“Everyone who makes films has to be an athlete to a certain degree because cinema does not come from abstract academic thinking; it comes from your knees and thighs.”
so long for now, our couch
